Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel
jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
pokemon? way over it.
talk w/ me when you’re looking for a REAL game
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
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