— Holmes, Sherlock Holmes —

malallory:

Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?

because I do

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cybergy:


DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

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perksofbeingafanboy:

I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it

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darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

image

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smokeweedpetdogs:

reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.

yall shouldn’t be having huskies in an apartment in nyc, not enough room for them to run and get exercise also it’s way too hot for them to be outside in the summer have u ever been to nyc in august??? sorry this cliche of urs has been #busted

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the-curtinator:

"This is the journey of a man, who has yet to realise his destiny…"

the-curtinator:

"This is the journey of a man, who has yet to realise his destiny…"

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iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be under water. 

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be under water. 

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to be turned upside down.

iwanttoberecycled:

I want to serve you for millions of years.

(via ThreeLittleMonkeys)

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